♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE KING WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ DEFYING THEM MEETS CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
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[SNORING]
OH, OH, OH.
JUST LOOK AT YOU, GRANDPA.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ANY EXERCISE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, GRANDMA?
WHY, I'M AS FIT AS I WAS AT 21.
[COUGHS]
[WHEEZING]
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S TRUE.
THIS WHOLE FAMILY NEEDS TO GET MORE EXERCISE.
IGGY AND MARCY ARE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB RIGHT NOW.
I EXERCISE.
[GULPS]
PICKING THE NEWSPAPER UP OFF THE LAWN
IS HARDLY EXERCISE.
I'VE RESERVED US A COURT AT THE TENNIS CLUB.
BUT--
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TENNIS, AND THAT'S FINAL!
IF HEATHCLIFF CAN EXERCISE, SO CAN YOU!
DRAT THAT CAT.
[SQUEAK]
[SLURPING]
I JUST LOVE THESE EARLY-MORNING WORKOUTS.
AND IF A LITTLE EXERCISE WILL KEEP GRANDMA HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY TO DO AS LITTLE AS I CAN.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
WE'RE MOVING.
I'M TALKING TO THE REAL ESTATE AGENT TOMORROW.
REPORT BACK HERE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
FORGET THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.
WE'RE MOVING NOW!
[YAWNING]
WELL, UH, MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO THE TENNIS CLUB WITH THEM.
AND BESIDES, THE CLUB SERVES ITS MILK OVER ICE.
HIYA, ICKY.
THAT'S IGGY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MUGSY?
JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU 2 LOVEBIRDS ARE DOING.
CUT IT OUT, MUGSY.
IGGY AND I ARE ON OUR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB.
OH! THE TENNIS CLUB.
TENNIS IS A SISSY GAME.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MUGSY FAVOR!
PLAYING SISSY GAMES WITH A GIRL
WHO PUSHES AROUND A DUMB BABY CARRIAGE.
HA HA HA!
HIYA, SPIKERONI.
YIKESAROONEY!
OH, YEAH?
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH?
Mugsy: YEAH!
LET'S PLAY A GAME OF TENNIS.
THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S TOUGHEST.
I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YA.
UNLESS YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN TO SHOW UP.
UH, DID SOMEBODY MENTION CHICKEN?
YEAH, MUNGO. YOU GOT THE BRAIN OF A CHICKEN.
GEE, THANKS, HECTOR.
OF COURSE IGGY'S NOT CHICKEN,
YOU BIG BULLY.
HE'S GONNA CREAM YA!
HE'S GONNA--
THAT'S ENOUGH, MARCY.
DON'T MAKE HIM MAD.
HEH HEH HEH.
[SNICKERING]
OH, WHOA!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
OH, YEAH?
WELL, IF YOU WIN, IGGY WILL DO YOUR CHORES
FOR A WEEK.
MAKE IT A MONTH.
UH, WAIT.
YOU GOT IT.
IGGY'S GONNA WIPE THE COURT WITH YOU.
OH!
[CHEERING]
YOU CAN DO IT, IGGY!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, NUTMEG, WE GONNA PLAY TENNIS OR WHAT?
HERE'S A SAMPLE OF WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YA.
GET READY, GRANDPA.
HERE IT COMES.
OOP!
GO AHEAD, GRANDMA.
JUST TRY TO GET ONE PAST ME.
COME ON. I'M WAITIN'!
THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DAY.
COME ON, IGGY! YOU CAN DO IT!
WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY!
KNOCK THE BALL DOWN HIS THROAT!
MURDER HIM, MUGSY!
HOW'D I EVER GET MYSELF INTO THIS MESS?
HERE IT COMES.
HEY, NOT FAIR!
THAT'S A FOUL!
WHAT FOUL?
DID YOU SEE A FOUL?
GEE, BOSS, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MEAN, LIKE A CHICKEN?
THAT WASN'T NO FOUL YOUR EYES DID SEE,
JUST A FLASH OF LIGHT AND A PLAYFUL BREEZE.
YAY, IGGY!
DID YA SEE THAT, HECTOR? DID YA?
THAT WAS GOOD, HECTOR, WASN'T IT?
MUNGO, YOU MUTTONHEAD. WE'RE ROOTING FOR MUGSY!
HUH?
YOU GOT A SPLIT PERSONALITY, SPIKE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
GRRR!
PTOOI! PTOOI!
PTOOI!
THAT TENNIS BALL SERVING MACHINE
WILL TEACH THAT ORANGE FUR BALL TO MESS WITH ME.
OH! OOH! AAH!
PTOOI!
YOU'RE ASKIN' FOR IT, MACKEREL MOUTH.
HUH?!
WHOA!
ULP!
UH, THAT ONE LOOKED GOOD TO ME, HECTOR.
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
IGGY'S SHOT WAS OUT BY A MILE, YOU AIRHEAD.
I HATE TO DISAGREE,
BUT EVEN AN IDIOT COULD SEE
IGGY'S SHOT WAS AS GOOD AS CAN BE.
AH, WHO YOU CALLIN' AN IDIOT?
UH, WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS FIGHT?
UH, I GUESS I DON'T REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
GO FOR IT, IGGY!
WAY TO GO, IGGY!
HA HA HA HA--
HEH HEH HEH. AH HEH HEH.
HO HO AH HEH HEH HEH HEH HO HO--
THIS IS THE LAST BALL, GRANDPA.
TRY TO SWING AT IT, AT LEAST.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HIT ANYTHING
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THE GAME?
WHAT HAPPENED?!
NICE SHOT, GRANDPA.
NATURALLY.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
AAH! OHH!
OUCH!
TENNIS IS MY LIFE.
WIMBLEDON, WATCH OUT.
[CATS SCREECHING]
REOWR! RRRR!
GO, IGGY!
YES, QUICK, SEND OUT THE RIOT SQUAD!
OOH.
THIS IS IT, NUTMEG.
WHOEVER WINS THIS POINT WINS THE GAME.
NOT NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
THIS IS GAME POINT.
HUH?
I DID IT!
I WON!
HEATHCLIFF, I WON!
YAY!
HOORAY FOR IGGY!
I'M NEVER PLAYING TENNIS WITH YOU AGAIN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?
[SIRENS]
[RINGS]
BREAKFAST, PLEASE.
WHY, I OUGHTA... [MUTTERS]
VERY GOOD, MUGSY.
THANK YOU, SIR.
RRRR ARR ARR!
I HOPE WE'RE NOT MAKING ANOTHER MISTAKE.
YESTERDAY'S STEW TASTED LIKE MY SHOE.
IT WAS YOUR SHOE.
YECCH.
UH, HERE COMES MUNGO'S SPECIAL,
THE BEST THING I EVER MADE.
WHAT A FEAST, HUH?
HERE'S YOURS, RIFF RAFF.
WELL...
WISH ME LUCK.
HEY!
THIS STUFF IS REALLY GOOD!
YOU'RE KIDDING!
IT ISGOOD! IT ISGOOD!
AH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT.
"LIKE IT" DON'T SAY ENOUGH
ABOUT THIS FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL, INCREDIBLE STUFF.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS.
IT'S BETTER THAN ANY FOOD I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
WHAT'S IN THIS STUFF, MUNGO?
UH, IT'S MY MOM'S SECRETRECIPE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT'S IN IT.
WELL, SECRET OR NOT,
I GOTTA TAKE SOME OF THIS TO CLEO.
IT'S GONNA KNOCK HER CRAZY.
CLEO!
HELLO.
BRING ME A LITTLE PRESENT?
IT HAS A NICE FRAGRANCE.
NOT BAD.
LET ME TRY SOME MORE.
THAT WAS THE LAST OF IT.
MUNGO ONLY MADE ENOUGH FOR LUNCH.
WELL, LET'S JUST GO TELL HIM
WE'RE STARVED FOR AN EARLY SUPPER.
HEY, SLOW DOOOWN!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THAT FOOD?
OF COURSE I WOULD.
I'VE NEVER EATEN ANYTHING THAT GOOD BEFORE.
DO YOU THINK ANYBODY ELSE WOULD?
WELL, NOT EVERYBODY IS AS SMART AS I--
I'LL SELL THE STUFF!
I'LL OPEN A RESTAURANT
RIGHT IN THE JUNKYARD!
OK, THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
HECTOR'S GONNA BE THE MAITRE D'.
WORDSWORTH, YOU'RE THE WAITER.
LIKE, I'LL NEVER BE RUDE WHEN I'M SERVIN' THE FOOD.
MUNGO WILL BE THE COOK.
UH, OH, BOY!
AND CLEO WILL BE THE HOSTESS.
Leroy: OK, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO WELCOME YOU
TO AN ELEGANT NEW RESTAURANT,
RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD.
A RESTAURANT IN MY JUNKYARD?
NEVER. YOU GOT THAT?
THERE WILL NEVER, NEVER
BE A RESTAURANT FOR CATS
IN MY JUNKYARD.
IT'S A GOOD THING FOR THEM
THAT THEY DIDN'T GO AHEAD WITH THAT STUPID RESTAURANT.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
LEROY'S A JERK.
[HUMMING A TUNE]
BOY, IF MOM COULD SEE ME NOW.
WELCOME, FRIEND CAT,
TO RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD RESTAURANT,
WHERE THE ELITE MEET AND EAT.
OVER HERE, JACK.
YOUR FOOD'S GETTIN' COLD.
LISTEN, IF SHE KEEPS PULLIN' THE CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A RESTAURANT FULL OF ONE-ARMED CATS.
SHE'S JUST SHOWING OFF.
SHE'LL SETTLE DOWN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YIKES!
IT'S RUDOLFO KATZ,
THE CAT TIMES RESTAURANT CRITIC.
HE COULD MAKE THIS PLACE
THE TOP CAT RESTAURANT IN TOWN.
LET HIM IN.
W-W-W-WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
LET HIM IN, YOU IDIOT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
HMM.
HOW QUAINT.
AS THE OWNER OF THIS NEW EATING ESTABLISHMENT,
I WELCOME YOU.
PUT THIS SOMEWHERE, WILL YOU?
TURKEY.
AHEM!
MAY I BE SEATED, MISS?
AS LONG AS YOUR LEGS DON'T BEND THE WRONG WAY,
WHY NOT?
OHH! OHH!
RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. KATZ.
WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL TABLE SET UP JUST FOR YOU.
WHO IS THAT RUDE YOUNG WOMAN?
UH, SHE'S, UH, SHE'S, UH...
SHE'S, UH, SOMEBODY'S SISTER.
OH.
THAT WAS THE MOST MAGNIFICENT CAT FOOD
I'VE EVER EATEN IN MY LIFE.
YOU WILL RECEIVE 5 STARS IN MY NEXT REVIEW.
HOORAY!HOORAY!
BUT TELL ME, WHAT IS ALL THIS SILLY BUSINESS WITH A PASSWORD?
OH, THAT'S FOR LEROY THE JUNKYARD DOG.
WE USE THE PASSWORD SO HE CAN'T COME IN AND CLOSE US DOWN. OOP.
A DOG!
THAT'S A SERIOUS MATTER.
A REALLY GREAT RESTAURANT
SHOULD BE FREE OF SUCH DISTRACTIONS.
I'M SORRY, BUT AS LONG AS THE DOG IS A MENACE,
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY ONE OF YOUR STARS.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR STAR BACK.
Riff Raff: DON'T WORRY, MR. KATZ.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
BESIDES, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
OH, YEAH? WELL, NOT ONLY DOES LEROY KNOW YOU'RE INBUSINESS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE GOING OUTOF BUSINESS...
TOMORROW.
HEY, YOU CATS!
I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR HOTSY-TOTSY LITTLE RESTAURANT!
WHAT RESTAURANT?
"WHAT RESTAURANT"?
COME ON HERE, FELLAS.
THIS IS LEROY YOU'RE TALKIN' TO.
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE RESTAURANT BEHIND THAT DOOR.
THERE'S NO RESTAURANT BEHIND THAT DOOR.
NO RESTAURANT, HUH?
SO WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
A DOOR.
HUH?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
ANOTHER DOOR!
LOTS OF DOORS, HUH?
[DEEP SIGH]
OK, THERE'S NO RESTAURANT.
I WAS WRONG.
I'M NOT SUCH A BIG DOG THAT I CAN'T ADMIT MY MISTAKES.
SORRY, GUYS.
THEY'VE GOTTA BE STUPID TO THINK I'M GONNA FALL FOR THAT OLD TRICK.
JUST WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT, WHEN THE PLACE IS PACKED.
THENTHEY'RE GONNA GET A BIG SURPRISE.
OK, GUYS, IT'S JUST AS WE THOUGHT,
SO LETS GO AHEAD WITH OUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
OK. IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME.
POSITIONS, EVERYONE.
READY. READY. READY.
CATS, WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT TONIGHT WE ARE ADDING A FLOOR SHOW TO OUR VENUE.
YAY! YAY! YAY!
THEY'RE GONNA BE SO SURPRISED.
WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT LEROY THE WONDER DOG.
OH, NOOO!
OH! AAH-GEH! GEH-GEH-GEH!
WHOA-GEH! WHOA-YAAH!
[WHISTLING A TUNE]
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FOR THIS, RIFF RAFF.
YAY! YAY! YAY!
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
WHAT A HAM.
I'LL NEVER GET HIM OFF.
WELL DONE. WELL DONE.
I'M GIVING YOU BACK YOUR STAR.
YOU'LL BE THE ONLY 5-STAR RESTAURANT IN TOWN.
BRAVO!
WE'RE A HIT!
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!
HEY, MUNGO, ARE YOU READY WITH THE CHOW?
MY TABLES WANT THEIR FOOD, LIKE, NOW.
UH, ALMOST FINISHED.
LIKE, THIS FOOD IS REALLY HOT.
WHAT-ALL GOES INTO THE POT?
UH, IT'S A SECRET.
MY MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE IT
AND WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
ARE THESE CANS PART OF THE PLAN?
UH, YEAH. THEY'RE THE SECRET.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS,
'CAUSE I JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
UH, I CAN'T READ TOO GOOD.
MUNGO, YOUR READING'S REAL CRUDE.
YOU'RE FEEDING US ALL DOG FOOD.
UH, I AM?
DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?! DOG FOOD?! DOG FOOD?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I HAD IT ALL, AND NOW IT'S GONE.
RUDOLFO KATZ EVEN TOOK AWAY MY STARS.
'EY, DON'T WORRY.
IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED.
BOTH DAYS.
[RIFF RAFF GROANS]
I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY TOOK OFF.
THIS STUFF IS GREAT.
MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF.
IF YOU LET YOUR PET OUTSIDE THERE'S A REAL GOOD CHANCE
HE'LL GET FLEAS. NOW, THERE'S SEVERAL THINGS YOU CAN DO
TO TRY AND COMBAT THESE LITTLE DEVILS. FLEA SPRAY CAN BE GOOD,
BUT SOME CATS ARE FRIGHTENED BY THE SOUND.
AND YOU SHOULD NEVER USE A SPRAY FOR DOGS ON YOUR CAT.
IT MIGHT MAKE HIM SICK. FLEA TAGS AND COLLARS ARE A GREAT WAY
OF KEEPING THOSE PESKY FLEAS OFF OF YOUR PET.
YOUR PET WILL APPRECIATE IT.
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